flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes.
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
Me: If I study hard and revise for a bit each night I'll pass all my exams with flying colours and go to a really great university and get a great job
Me: well that was a motivational 5 seconds
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
awindowtothewest: the-queen-of-anchors: HOLY FUCK THE NOTES. If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES you better reblog this. reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
wild-lion: never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: mermaidpirate: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill? sorry. BIG hill
Me: *accidently ruins everything*
anus: when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
reblog if you have nowhere else to go if yahoo...
zooeyclairedeschahell: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
rneerkat: rneerkat: lms if u dont know what hola means so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
petit-ouji: [AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]